Corrupt-a-wish!

thespina13

thespina13

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OK. I saw this game on facebook and it's quite funny. I'll just copy and paste the rules:

Stupid little game I saw in another group while i was procrastinating...
You make a wish and the next person will grant said wish, but "corrupt" it. For example:

"I wish for a puppy."

Next person: "Granted but it hates you and pees on all your favorite clothes... I wish for bigger boobs."

Next person: "Granted, but one is way bigger than the other."

And so on and so on... Enjoy and have fun :D

I'll start it off with a nice easy ruin-able one,
I wish for a boat-load of money.
 
You're silly, thespina. I love it. :D
Granted, but it's Mafia laundered money and the cops are after you.
I wish for a practice floor of my very own.

T_E
 
Granted, but it's deceptively slick and you fell and broke your ankle.
I wish for a beautiful new American smooth dress.
 
Granted, but the interior has a mysterious funky smell that you can't get rid of.

I wish for a nicer apartment.
 
delamusica said:
Granted, but the interior has a mysterious funky smell that you can't get rid of.

I wish for a nicer apartment.
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Seinfeld reference, love it!

The problem with your nicer apartment is that there's a Kenny Rogers' Roaster next door, and your entire apartment glows red.

I wish for a nice hearty breakfast.
 
Granted, but the alteration in the time-space continuum causes a rip in the fabric of the universe and our galaxy is sucked in a black hole. The gigantic shift in pressure causes everything to go splortch!, including our planet.
I wish I had five Master degrees right now.

T_E
 
Twilight_Elena said:
Granted, but the alteration in the time-space continuum causes a rip in the fabric of the universe and our galaxy is sucked in a black hole. The gigantic shift in pressure causes everything to go splortch!, including our planet.

I wish I had five Master degrees right now.

T_E
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Yes, except all the jobs you want require a PhD or tell you you're overqualified with all those Masters degrees. Plus each Masters degree cost you $40k, so you now have tuition loans of $200k! (yikes!)

I wish I was out dancing right now...
 
Granted. You're fired from your job, though, because you skipped work to go dancing.
I wish I owned 200$ worth of MAC products.

T_E
 
Granted! Loaded with Yianni, Kenny G, Hansen and lite rock from the 80s.

I wish I never had to worry about blemishes.
 
thespina13 said:
Granted! Loaded with Yianni, Kenny G, Hansen and lite rock from the 80s.

I wish I never had to worry about blemishes.
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Zzzzzap!!! You have been magically changed into a frog by a wicked witch. Hey, it's not easy being green.

I wish for peace on Earth.
 
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